Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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