what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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