Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
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There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
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Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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