Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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