Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
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Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
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I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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