Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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