i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
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I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
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Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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