hell yes lets make some ravioli
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
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And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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