Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
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they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
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I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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