A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
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You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
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Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I have fence marks all over my body
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
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