Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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