There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
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its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
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Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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