idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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