Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
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so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
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I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
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