You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
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I think I can smell my own vagina right now
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
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Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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