Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
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We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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