but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
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The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
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Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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