Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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