no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
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He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
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Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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