she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
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dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
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Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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