Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
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Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
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People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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