But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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