Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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