: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
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