week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Randomize