she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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