Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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