Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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