Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
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I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
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i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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