Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
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I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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