I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
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Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
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I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
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