Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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