bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
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i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
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The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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