6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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