Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.