Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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