so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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