Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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