He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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