So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Someone shattered a urinal.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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