Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
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Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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