i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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