): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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