You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
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I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
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I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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