Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
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He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
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I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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