whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
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The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
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so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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