I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
