When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
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There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I want her autograph on my taint
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I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
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