He asked me if I "almost moaned"
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i dont even know how to be here
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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