Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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