bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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