Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
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I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
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just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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