Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I have tasted many bathrooms
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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