I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
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