Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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